Kids love to laugh and share their humor with everyone around them. These 50 funny jokes for kids are great for getting a laugh! Perfect for long car rides too.

50 funny jokes for kids

Q: Why can’t eggs tell jokes?
A: Because they would crack each other up!

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.

Q: How come the broom was late? 
A: Because it over slept!

Q: Why should you never give a bear a remote?
A: Because he will keep pressing the paws button.

Q: Why did the banana visit the doctor?
A: He wasn’t peeling well.

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore.

Q: Why was the pony put in time out?
A: He wouldn’t stop horsing around.

Q: What sticks in one corner but can travel around the world?
A: A postage stamp.

Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves.

Q: What kind of tree fits in one hand?
A: A palm tree.

Q: Where would you find a tiger?
A: The same place you lost him.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9.

Q: What kind of water can’t freeze?
A: Hot water.

Q: Why did the child cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: What type of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A: A minnie van.

Q: What are you doing under there?
A: Under where?

Q: What did wall say to the other wall?
A: Meet you at the corner.

Q: What kind of clothes does a storm cloud wear?
A: Thunderwear,

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Q: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.

Q: How come ghosts are bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them.

Q: Why did the kid eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q: Which fish has the best sense of humor?
A: A clown fish.

Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent.

Q: Why did the lady run around her bed?
A: She was trying to catch up on sleep.

Q: What do you call it when a dino crashes his car?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: It’s because they use a honey comb.

Q: What do porcupines say when they hug?
A: Ouch!

Q: What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
A: A corn field.

Q: Which animal has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog. They croak every day.

Q: What give scientists fresh breath?
A: Experi-mints!

Q: Why did the little boy take a ladder to school?
A: He thought he was ready for high school.

Q: What time do ducks wake up?
A: The quack of dawn.

Q: What fills up a room but takes no space?
A: Light.

Q: How can you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: How can you talk to a giant?
A: Use big words.

Q: Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A: It was peeling.

Q: What kind of worm lives in the library?
A: A book worm.

Q: What is a duck’s favorite food?
A: Quackers.

Q: Why was the obtuse angle always cranky?
A: Because it was never right.

Q: What is a shark’s favorite country?
A: Finland.

Q: What’s the best time of year to use a trampoline?
A: Spring.

Q: What do you call a fly’s pet?
A: A bug’s bunny.

Q: Where did the snowman keep his money?
A: A snow bank.

Q: Why is a football stadium the coolest place to be?
A: Because it’s full of fans.

Q: What’s a Jedi’s favorite snack?
A: Lifesavers.

Q: What kind of dog can tell time?
A: A watch dog.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North poll.

Q: Which fish is also a tool?
A: A hammerhead shark.

Q: Why is the corner of a room always hot?
A: Because it’s 90 degrees.

The theme for this month’s Movie Club Monday is COMEDY, a favorite genre at our house.

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