Kids love to laugh and share their humor with everyone around them. These 50 funny jokes for kids are great for getting a laugh! Perfect for long car rides too.
50 funny jokes for kids
Q: Why can’t eggs tell jokes?
A: Because they would crack each other up!
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: How come the broom was late?
A: Because it over slept!
Q: Why should you never give a bear a remote?
A: Because he will keep pressing the paws button.
Q: Why did the banana visit the doctor?
A: He wasn’t peeling well.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore.
Q: Why was the pony put in time out?
A: He wouldn’t stop horsing around.
Q: What sticks in one corner but can travel around the world?
A: A postage stamp.
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves.
Q: What kind of tree fits in one hand?
A: A palm tree.
Q: Where would you find a tiger?
A: The same place you lost him.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9.
Q: What kind of water can’t freeze?
A: Hot water.
Q: Why did the child cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What type of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A: A minnie van.
Q: What are you doing under there?
A: Under where?
Q: What did wall say to the other wall?
A: Meet you at the corner.
Q: What kind of clothes does a storm cloud wear?
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: How come ghosts are bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them.
Q: Why did the kid eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: Which fish has the best sense of humor?
A: A clown fish.
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent.
Q: Why did the lady run around her bed?
A: She was trying to catch up on sleep.
Q: What do you call it when a dino crashes his car?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: It’s because they use a honey comb.
Q: What do porcupines say when they hug?
Q: What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
A: A corn field.
Q: Which animal has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog. They croak every day.
Q: What give scientists fresh breath?
Q: Why did the little boy take a ladder to school?
A: He thought he was ready for high school.
Q: What time do ducks wake up?
A: The quack of dawn.
Q: What fills up a room but takes no space?
Q: How can you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: How can you talk to a giant?
A: Use big words.
Q: Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A: It was peeling.
Q: What kind of worm lives in the library?
A: A book worm.
Q: What is a duck’s favorite food?
Q: Why was the obtuse angle always cranky?
A: Because it was never right.
Q: What is a shark’s favorite country?
Q: What’s the best time of year to use a trampoline?
Q: What do you call a fly’s pet?
A: A bug’s bunny.
Q: Where did the snowman keep his money?
A: A snow bank.
Q: Why is a football stadium the coolest place to be?
A: Because it’s full of fans.
Q: What’s a Jedi’s favorite snack?
Q: What kind of dog can tell time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North poll.
Q: Which fish is also a tool?
A: A hammerhead shark.
Q: Why is the corner of a room always hot?
A: Because it’s 90 degrees.
The theme for this month’s Movie Club Monday is COMEDY, a favorite genre at our house.
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